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Vodka Wars
Vodka, a tasteless and odourless spirit, derives its name from the word "voda",
which means water in Russian and Polish. The Oxford English dictionary
defines vodka as an alcoholic spirit of Russian origin made by distillation
of rye, wheat, or potatoes. But, since 1989, European law has said that
vodka can be made from any agricultural raw materials. In practice, what
vodka is actually made from depends on where it is distilled. Different
countries make vodka in varying ways. In Russia and Sweden it is made from
wheat, whereas in Finland the main ingredient is barley. The Poles make
their vodka from rye and potatoes. Nowadays, vodka is made anywhere from
Jamaica to Ireland.
In
principle a clear ‘white’ spirit can be distilled from anything that
ferments. It is reported that coal was used in Communist Poland and a
by-product of the wood-pulp industry was once used in Sweden. However,
efforts to use chickens proved unsuccessful!
It
all sounds so simple and innocuous, yet the ‘heavy weights’ are fighting
over the definition of the centuries-old spirit.
In
the ‘white corner’, Finland is aligned with Poland, Sweden and other
traditional vodka producers around the Baltic Sea. They are adamant that
only spirits made from traditional ingredients - wheat, barley rye and
potatoes - should be allowed to carry the vodka label.
Their
opponents in the ‘coloured corner’ are led by Britain, the Netherlands,
France and Austria. Backed by the London-based multinational drinks
producer Diageo, they take a more relaxed view of what can go into vodka,
for example grapes, beets, molasses and citrus fruit.
The
prize is control of the booming world vodka market worth €10 billion
annually.
The
Poles are accusing the EU of hypocrisy and double standards by making
complex rules on the makeup of wines and spirits (whiskey, cognac,
champagne) cherished by older, more established members, but saying anything
goes for the drink held dear by the newer members from northern and eastern
Europe.
Counter punching, Alan Butler, external affairs director for Diageo PLC,
owners of Smirnoff, and makers Ciroc, a vodka made from grapes, warned that
if the EU moves to restrict vodka ingredients, a trade war could ensue,
causing upheaval in the vodka market worldwide.
"The
risk is that we will be effectively expelling from the European market,
American vodkas made from other raw materials, like maple syrup or corn”, he
said. “I'm sure the United States would look at how it would protect its
producers and retaliate in some way which would restrict the import of
European vodkas to the U.S."
EU
Agriculture Commissioner Mariann Fischer Boel has suggested a compromise
where vodkas made in Poland or Finland be defined by their regional distinct
ingredients, calling the product "Polish Vodka" or “Finnish Vodka”
respectively.
Such
political battles are not new on a continent that has waged equally
emotional decades-long wars over what constituted Feta cheese or Parma ham
and has also endured a drawn-out 20 year battle with the U.S. on the
labelling of champagne.
In
March 2007, The European Parliament will give its first opinion on the
matter, after which the subject will return to the ministers. With vodka
consumption estimated to rise by 12 percent between 2003 and 2008 one side
is bound to be disappointed. Perhaps they should drown their sorrows with a
glass of locally produced vodka – bottoms up!
Mike
Bangle is the owner of Talking English language consultancy and can
be contacted at mike.bangle(at)phnet.fi
Word List
odourless |
hajuton |
barley |
ohra |
to ferment |
käydä |
coal |
kivihiili |
wood-pulp |
puumassa |
innocuous |
vaaraton,
harmiton |
definition |
määritelmä |
heavy weights |
raskaansarjan |
‘white corner’ |
nyrkkeilytermi:
valk.nurkka |
adamant |
järkkymätön |
opponent |
vastustaja |
beet |
juurikas |
molasses |
melassi,
tummasiirappi |
booming |
vilkastuva,
kasvava |
hypocrisy |
tekopyhyys |
to cherish |
vaalia |
counter
punching |
vastaisku |
to restrict |
rajoittaa |
to ensue |
seurata |
upheaval |
kuohunta,
mullistus |
to expel |
karkotta,
poistaa |
to retaliate |
kostaa |
respectively |
vastaavasti |
to wage war |
sotia, käydä
sotaa |
endure |
kestää |
drown sorrows |
hukuttaa
surunsa |
bottoms up |
“pohjanmaankautta!” |
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