Keeping up with the Joneses
Keeping up with the
Joneses: to always want to own the
same expensive objects and do the same things as your friends or
neighbours because you are worried about seeming less important
socially than they are.
Jack & Jones, Tom Jones,
James Earl Jones, Quincy Jones, Bridget Jones, Tommy Lee Jones,
Marion Jones - keeping up with the Joneses has never been easy,
especially when they take performance enhancing drugs as Marion did.
Personally, I am of the
opinion that the most famous Jones is Mick.
Mick Jones the footballer
became the first 6-figure player signed by Leeds United when he cost
£100,000 in 1967. He was an instant hit, top scoring in the League
as Leeds claimed their first English championship in 1968. An
integral part of the great Don Revie side of the late 1960s and
early 1970s, Mick won a second championship medal in 1974. He also
won an FA Cup Final winner’s medal in 1972. Famously, in that 1972
Cup Final, Mick’s pinpoint cross from the touch-line was headed home
by his strike partner, Allan ‘Sniffer’ Clarke, to secure a 1 – 0
victory.
However, Mick suffered an
appalling injury, dislocating his elbow in the last minute of the
game. He landed awkwardly after an innocuous and accidental clash
with the Arsenal right back. When the final whistle blew Mick, who
was receiving treatment from the club’s physiotherapist, was unable
to celebrate Leeds' success, as he was in agony. He was in so much
pain that he had to be helped - very slowly and gingerly - up to the
Royal box to collect his medal, several minutes after his team-mates
had done so.
In an astonishing 29-match
unbeaten run at the start of the 1974 season, Mick scored 14 goals
as Leeds coasted to the title. But he was beginning to have
problems with his knees and spent the summer of 1974 having
intensive physiotherapy, finally being forced to retire at the
tender age of 30. His Leeds career ended with 111 goals from 312
appearances. In retirement, Mick did the traditional footballer
thing – he became a publican.
As I did not attend my first
football match until 1978 (Tottenham v Leeds) I never got to see
Mick play in the flesh. However, I have seen Mick Jones the rock
star live three times, most recently on 6 December, Independence
Day, at Kulttuuritalo in Helsinki.
Born Michael Leslie Jones,
on December 27, 1944 in Horsell, Surrey (just down the road from
where I grew up, some twenty plus years later) Mick is a guitarist,
songwriter, and record producer. He is best known as the founding
member of the rock band Foreigner in 1976. Although
Independence Day was Foreigner’s first visit to Finland,
their catalogue of car-stereo hits is unrivalled: ‘Feels Like the
First Time’, ‘Cold as Ice’, ‘Hot Blooded’, ‘Dirty White Boy’,
‘Waiting for a Girl Like You’, ‘Duke Box Hero’ (my favourite) and ‘I
Want to Know What Love Is’ (a Number One hit in both the UK and USA)
all spring instantly to mind.
For a band having sold in
excess of 50,000 records (mostly in America) attendance at the
Kulttuuritalo was disappointing compared with the first time I saw
Foreigner at the old Wembley Arena in 1985. This time, there
was no backing gospel choir, no quartet of saxophonist and no
spectacular special effects. Fortunately, the musicianship remained
of the highest quality - Foreigner still rock!
After the show Foreigner
packed their bags for two gigs in Germany before flying to London to
open for Led Zeppelin at the new 02 Arena in London on Monday 10
December. Foreigner have promised to return to Finland in
the near future, if not, perhaps I should travel to Yorkshire and
have a beer in Mick’s pub?!
Yeah, he’s gotta keep rockin’
He just can’t stop
Gotta keep on rockin’
That boy has got to stay on
top
And be a juke box hero, got
stars in his eyes
He’s a juke box hero, got
stars in his eyes…….
Mike Bangle is the owner of Talking English language
consultancy and can be contacted at mike.bangle(at)phnet.fi
Word List
keeping up with the
Joneses |
kilpailla
elintasosta |
performance
|
suoritus |
to enhance |
parantaa |
6-figure |
6-numeroinen luku |
to sign |
tehdä sopimus |
to score |
tehdä maali |
integral part |
olennainen osa |
pinpoint cross |
erittäin tarkka
keskitys |
touch-line |
sivuraja |
to head |
pukata jalkapallo |
appalling injury |
kauhea
loukkaantuminen |
awkwardly |
kömpelösti |
innocuous |
harmiton |
clash |
ottaa yhteen |
right back |
oikea
laitapuolustaja |
agony |
tuska |
gingerly |
varovasti |
astonishing |
hämmästyttävä,
yllättävä |
at the tender age |
nuorella iällä |
appearance |
esiintyminen |
publican |
kapakoitsija, pubin
pitäjä |
v (verse) |
vastaan |
in the flesh |
ilmielävänä |
founding member |
perustaja jäsen |
unrivalled |
vertaansa vailla |
gig |
keikka |
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